Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.

Quote by Kevin Hart

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I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...

How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...

Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...

Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...

I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'

I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'

So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...

So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...

You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...

You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...

Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...

Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...

Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...

Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...

Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!

Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!

Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...

Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...

Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.

Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.

This shit just got real!

This shit just got real!

YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!

YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!

You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!

You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!

Bitch, we are at 7/11!

Bitch, we are at 7/11!

Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.

Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.

I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...

I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...

Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...

Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...

So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?

So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?

The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!

The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!