Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...
I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'
I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...
You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!
When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...
How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...
Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.
You see my eyes huh? Roll em!
YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!
Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!
No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you...
How the hell do you wake up dead?
Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...
I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.
I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...
Both ya'll niggas!
I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...
It's about to go down.
Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...
Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.