Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.
Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!
Sex is great for stress
You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!
You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when...
Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then when...
Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...
No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you...
YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!
So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...
Oh my god noooooo...
Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.
Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...
Fuck you and these ugly as kids!
How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...
Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....
I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'
This shit just got real!
Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.
Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.