So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!
If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....
You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when...
Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.
I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.
You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!
Bitch, we are at 7/11!
How the hell do you wake up dead?
Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!
I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...
The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!
Flip that ! Bust that!
How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...
You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!
No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...
If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...