So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!
Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...
If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...
Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....
I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.
Get off Facebook while in church.
This shit just got real!
Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!
Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.
This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!
You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!
You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!
I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.
The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!
Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...
I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...
Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.
Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...
If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....
I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!