You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!

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Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!

Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!

You see my eyes huh? Roll em!

You see my eyes huh? Roll em!

Pineapples! I wanna go home.

Pineapples! I wanna go home.

Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...

Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...

How the hell do you wake up dead?

How the hell do you wake up dead?

I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'

I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!

I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!

So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.

So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.

These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...

These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...

Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!

Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!

Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...

Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...

You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!

You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!

Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...

Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...

Flip that ! Bust that!

Flip that ! Bust that!

I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...

I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...

Both ya'll niggas!

Both ya'll niggas!

Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.

Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.

Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!

Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!

Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.

Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.