Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.
Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....
Flip that ! Bust that!
So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.
So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
Well hey look at who made herself a swimmer.
Hey, is this your boy?
You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!
Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.
Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'
You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!
Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.
This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!
The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!
If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...
Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.
No, rats are out side, mice are inside.
Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.
Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...