Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!
I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.
I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'
It's about to go down.
When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...
YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!
Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...
Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.
I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'
Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.
Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...
I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...
Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.
Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.
Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....
Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...
We're more effective than birth control pills.
MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught...