Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!
It don't fucking matter!
Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...
Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.
You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!
So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.
Well hey look at who made herself a swimmer.
I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...
Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....
So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!
Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.
Bitch, we are at 7/11!
We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!
Sex is great for stress
So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...
No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!
Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!