Sex is great for stress

Quote by Kevin Hart

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Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...

Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...

No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you...

No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you...

Hey, is this your boy?

Hey, is this your boy?

Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.

Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.

Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...

Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...

I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.

I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.

If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....

If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!

You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!

Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....

Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....

Say it with ya chest, lil ass nigga!

Say it with ya chest, lil ass nigga!

When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...

When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...

Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...

Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...

I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...

I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...

We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!

We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!

These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...

These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...

Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!

Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!

I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.

I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.

I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...

I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...

It's about to go down.

It's about to go down.