These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got on a damn Tinted Construction Mask.
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Kevin Hart Quotes
The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.
This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!
Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.
Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...
Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.
Bitch, we are at 7/11!
Sex is great for stress
Pineapples! I wanna go home.
Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!
Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'
How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...
I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!
You see my eyes huh? Roll em!
Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....
I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.
Hey, is this your boy?
You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...