These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got on a damn Tinted Construction Mask.
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Kevin Hart Quotes
You see my eyes huh? Roll em!
Get off Facebook while in church.
It's about to go down.
So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...
I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...
Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....
Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...
Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...
You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!
If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...
Pineapples! I wanna go home.
Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....
Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.
Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...
Hey, is this your boy?
I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...
Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.
I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!
Flip that ! Bust that!