You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the cops come in and say, sir do you wanna press charges?
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Kevin Hart Quotes
Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...
When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...
Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!
This shit just got real!
If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....
Sex is great for stress
YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!
Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.
Well hey look at who made herself a swimmer.
'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!
No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!
If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...
Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...
Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...
It don't fucking matter!
No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!
Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.
You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when...