You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the cops come in and say, sir do you wanna press charges?
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!
Fuck you and these ugly as kids!
You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!
No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!
Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.
Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.
If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...
I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.
These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...
We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!
Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...
Say it with ya chest, lil ass nigga!
So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...
Both ya'll niggas!
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...
No, rats are out side, mice are inside.
So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!
I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...