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I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'

I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'

You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!

You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!

Flip that ! Bust that!

Flip that ! Bust that!

You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!

You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!

Sex is great for stress

Sex is great for stress

I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...

I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...

I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!

I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!

This shit just got real!

This shit just got real!

You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when...

You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when...

Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!

Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!

We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!

We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!

Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...

Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...

Get off Facebook while in church.

Get off Facebook while in church.

Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.

Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.

Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...

Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...

Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...

Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...

No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you...

No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you...

Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.

Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.

Say it with ya chest, lil ass nigga!

Say it with ya chest, lil ass nigga!

Both ya'll niggas!

Both ya'll niggas!