'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.
How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...
So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!
You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!
Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.
Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....
I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'
I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.
Flip that ! Bust that!
I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means...
I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...
This shit just got real!
I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!
You see my eyes huh? Roll em!
I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.
No, rats are out side, mice are inside.
Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!
Fuck you and these ugly as kids!
Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.