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Topics: Pick Up Lines Quotes

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number...

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number...

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see.

I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.

I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.

Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all...

Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all...

Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.

Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.

I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me...

I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me...

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

So I heard you like water? Good...you already like 70% of me.

So I heard you like water? Good...you already like 70% of me.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.

You must be in a wrong place...the Miss Universe contest is over there.

You must be in a wrong place...the Miss Universe contest is over there.

Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this...

Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this...