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Topics: Pick Up Lines Quotes

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see.

I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.

I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.

Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me...

I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me...

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.

Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.

Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you.

Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you.

Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all...

Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all...

I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.

I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.

You must be in a wrong place...the Miss Universe contest is over there.

You must be in a wrong place...the Miss Universe contest is over there.

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.