We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!
Quote by Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart Quotes
One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...
Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.
So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.
This shit just got real!
I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.
Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.
Sex is great for stress
I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'
If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....
You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!
How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...
Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!
Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.
So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.
You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when...
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...
The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!
Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...