We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!

Quote by Kevin Hart

Topics: Kevin Hart Quotes

Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...

Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...

Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.

Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.

Bitch, we are at 7/11!

Bitch, we are at 7/11!

No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!

No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!

You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!

You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!

Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.

Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.

If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....

If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....

The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.

The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.

Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!

Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!

I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.

I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.

I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...

I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...

Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.

Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!

This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!

Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...

Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...

Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.

Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.

Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!

Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!

So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?

So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?

Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....

Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....

Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then when...

Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then when...