I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means that you watched the foot come to your face.

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Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...

Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...

Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....

Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....

Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.

Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.

Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.

Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.

Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.

Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.

Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...

Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...

It's about to go down.

It's about to go down.

I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.

I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.

Sex is great for stress

Sex is great for stress

Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...

Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...

So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...

So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...

You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...

You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...

No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!

No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!

Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...

Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...

Bitch, we are at 7/11!

Bitch, we are at 7/11!

Get off Facebook while in church.

Get off Facebook while in church.

'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!

'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!

Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.

Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.

Fuck you and these ugly as kids!

Fuck you and these ugly as kids!

I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!

I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!