I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means that you watched the foot come to your face.

Quote by Kevin Hart

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Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.

Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.

We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!

We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!

When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...

When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...

You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...

You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...

Hey, is this your boy?

Hey, is this your boy?

If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....

If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...

Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...

Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!

Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!

Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...

Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in...

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...

I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...

How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...

How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...

Oh my god noooooo...

Oh my god noooooo...

Fuck you and these ugly as kids!

Fuck you and these ugly as kids!

Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.

Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.

Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.

Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.

You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!

You wanna go night night nigga? Everybody go night night nigga!

The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.

The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.

Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.

Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.