I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means that you watched the foot come to your face.

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No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you...

No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you...

You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!

You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!

So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?

So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?

Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.

Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.

Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....

Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down....

'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!

'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...

I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...

Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.

Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.

Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...

Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...

This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!

This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!

Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!

Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!

No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!

No Nipple Having Ass Bitch!

Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!

Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!

One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...

One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...

Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...

Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...

Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.

Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.

Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...

Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere...

You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!

You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!

Sex is great for stress

Sex is great for stress