Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face. All day. Not a game. In jail. By myself. 1 bed. No pillow case. 1 pillow. Didnt nobody write…
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Kevin Hart Quotes
Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the...
Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.
Get off Facebook while in church.
I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...
The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.
Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...
Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.
This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!
These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...
Oh Oh so you don't gotta wear pants cause yo dick is out? Then when...
How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...
Flip that ! Bust that!
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'
Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.
Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.
When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...
You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...
This shit just got real!
So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.
It don't fucking matter!