Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face. All day. Not a game. In jail. By myself. 1 bed. No pillow case. 1 pillow. Didnt nobody write…

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Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.

Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.

Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!

Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!

We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!

We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!

So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...

So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you...

I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'

I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'

If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...

If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...

Say it with ya chest, lil ass nigga!

Say it with ya chest, lil ass nigga!

Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!

Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!

I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.

I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.

You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...

You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...

Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.

Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.

Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!

Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!

Both ya'll niggas!

Both ya'll niggas!

Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...

Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...

Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...

Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...

YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!

YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!

Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...

Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...

Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.

Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.

Sex is great for stress

Sex is great for stress

If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....

If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....