Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face. All day. Not a game. In jail. By myself. 1 bed. No pillow case. 1 pillow. Didnt nobody write…

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No, rats are out side, mice are inside.

No, rats are out side, mice are inside.

We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!

We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!

You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!

You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!

Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.

Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.

'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!

'Mggadfmadamgadmgamgama juice!' Who the fuck you think you talking to?!?!

Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...

Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...

Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...

Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...

Both ya'll niggas!

Both ya'll niggas!

Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...

Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...

Pineapples! I wanna go home.

Pineapples! I wanna go home.

Sex is great for stress

Sex is great for stress

You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when...

You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when...

It don't fucking matter!

It don't fucking matter!

Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!

Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!

If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....

If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin....

You see my eyes huh? Roll em!

You see my eyes huh? Roll em!

Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.

Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

How the hell do you wake up dead?

How the hell do you wake up dead?

These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...

These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got...