Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face. All day. Not a game. In jail. By myself. 1 bed. No pillow case. 1 pillow. Didnt nobody write…
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Kevin Hart Quotes
If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...
Get off Facebook while in church.
Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!
No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!
Hey, is this your boy?
Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.
I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!
It don't fucking matter!
Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are...
One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know...
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...
Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer...
Both ya'll niggas!
YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!
You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!
Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.
Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.
Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...