Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face. All day. Not a game. In jail. By myself. 1 bed. No pillow case. 1 pillow. Didnt nobody write…

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Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...

Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat...

I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...

I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the...

Sex is great for stress

Sex is great for stress

We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!

We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!

Oh my god noooooo...

Oh my god noooooo...

I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.

I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.

Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.

Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.

Well hey look at who made herself a swimmer.

Well hey look at who made herself a swimmer.

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

Hey, is this your boy?

Hey, is this your boy?

Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.

Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.

Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!

Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!

When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...

When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want...

Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!

Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!

Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...

Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your...

Both ya'll niggas!

Both ya'll niggas!

Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.

Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.

Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...

Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just...

I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...

I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...

The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.

The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.