It don't fucking matter!

Quote by Kevin Hart

Topics: Kevin Hart Quotes

YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!

YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!

I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.

I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.

How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...

How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what...

I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...

I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know...

I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'

I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'

Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...

Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words...

Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...

Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it...

Get off Facebook while in church.

Get off Facebook while in church.

You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...

You know how you know you have lost a fight with your woman? When the...

Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.

Kev come peel this muth muffin cap back blue.

No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!

No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!

So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.

So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.

The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.

The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.

Hey, is this your boy?

Hey, is this your boy?

Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....

Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit....

Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.

Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.

Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.

Put your dick on the counter so I can suck it.

You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when...

You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when...

The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!

The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!

If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...

If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked...