I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Quote by Woody Allen
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...
Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty...
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...
Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I...
The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound,...
Today is yesterday's effect and tomorrow's cause