I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Death Quotes

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very...

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very...

How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...

How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars...

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars...

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil....

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil....

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I...

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I...

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they...

And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they...

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...

As long as you've got passion, faith and are willing to work hard, you can...

As long as you've got passion, faith and are willing to work hard, you can...

Your mind, while blessed with permanent memory, is cursed with lousy recall. Written goals provide...

Your mind, while blessed with permanent memory, is cursed with lousy recall. Written goals provide...

What you declare you will achieve.

What you declare you will achieve.

Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex...

Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex...

Inanimate objects never live, yet at the same time live forever.

Inanimate objects never live, yet at the same time live forever.