She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
Quote by Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman Quotes
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but...
You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out...
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks...
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup...
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first...
A Jewish woman had 2 chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup...
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no...
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the...
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to...