This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.
Quote by Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman Quotes
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
Take my wife... Please!
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out...
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no...
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep...
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup...
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to...
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the...
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put...
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let...
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the...