This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.
Quote by Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman Quotes
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.
Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.
She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one...
A Jewish woman had 2 chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup...
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to...
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out...
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His...
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I wont be reporting it. The thief spends...
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.