She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
Quote by Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman Quotes
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His...
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does...
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the...
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to...
The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the...
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep...
Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I wont be reporting it. The thief spends...
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago...
How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put...
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.