She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
Quote by Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman Quotes
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first...
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no...
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out...
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His...
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let...
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one...
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep...
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to...
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill,...
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put...
If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.