A Jewish woman had 2 chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.

Quote by Henny Youngman

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There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let...

There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let...

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.

Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.

Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.

Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.

Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no...

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no...

This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.

This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.

You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.

You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the...

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the...

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill,...

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill,...

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.

I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does...

I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does...

I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.

I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I wont be reporting it. The thief spends...

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I wont be reporting it. The thief spends...

Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little...

Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little...

She take my money, well I'm in need. Yeah she's a triflin' friend indeed. Oh...

She take my money, well I'm in need. Yeah she's a triflin' friend indeed. Oh...

After a guy has spent all of his dollars, she recovers her sense.

After a guy has spent all of his dollars, she recovers her sense.