Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Quote by Henny Youngman
Topics:
Henny Youngman Quotes
Related Quotes
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no...
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep...
The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the...
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put...
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the...
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out...
This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.
You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I wont be reporting it. The thief spends...
Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep...
I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does...
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.
She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.
If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
