I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.
Quote by Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman Quotes
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first...
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to...
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let...
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill,...
She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup...
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no...
The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the...
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the...
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out...
If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep...
Take my wife... Please!
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.