I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Quote by W C Fields

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Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to...

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to...

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

I drink therefore I am.

I drink therefore I am.

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for...

I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for...

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.