I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Quote by W C Fields

Topics: Drink Quotes

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a...

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a...

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a...

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a...

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

I like children - fried.

I like children - fried.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

I never met a kid I liked.

I never met a kid I liked.

I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard...

I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard...

I must have a drink of breakfast.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

Never give a sucker an even break.

Never give a sucker an even break.

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim...

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim...

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...