Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Quote by W C Fields

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My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard...

I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard...

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

Never give a sucker an even break.

Never give a sucker an even break.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a...

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a...

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and...

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and...

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

The newer people, of this modern age, are more eager to amass than to realize.

The newer people, of this modern age, are more eager to amass than to realize.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

I hate women because they always know where things are.