During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.

Quote by W C Fields

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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

I never met a kid I liked.

I never met a kid I liked.

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and...

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and...

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

Do the one thing you think you cannot do. Fail at it. Try again. Do...

Do the one thing you think you cannot do. Fail at it. Try again. Do...

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the...

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the...