During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.

Quote by W C Fields

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The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink....

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink....

The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was...

The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was...

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand...

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand...

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to...

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to...

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard...

I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard...

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a...

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a...

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple...

So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple...

When a man dies he clutches in his hands only that which he has given...

When a man dies he clutches in his hands only that which he has given...

When once a man is launched on such an adventure as this, he must bid...

When once a man is launched on such an adventure as this, he must bid...

Death is the golden key that opens the palace of eternity.

Death is the golden key that opens the palace of eternity.