During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.

Quote by W C Fields

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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy...

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy...

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape...

A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape...

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and...

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I like children - fried.

I like children - fried.

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim...

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim...

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

The trough was full and faithful Tray / Came out to drink one sultry day.

The trough was full and faithful Tray / Came out to drink one sultry day.

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, and to drink...

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, and to drink...

And the king said unto Ziba, What meanest thou by these? And Ziba said, The...

And the king said unto Ziba, What meanest thou by these? And Ziba said, The...