During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
Quote by W C Fields
If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a...
Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.
I must have a drink of breakfast.
I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for...
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.
Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
I like children - fried.
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...
I drink therefore I am.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy...
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days...
It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.
And they shall drink, and be moved, and be mad, because of the sword that...
And the men which were expressed by name rose up, and took the captives, and...