I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.

Quote by W C Fields

Topics: Drink Quotes

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to...

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to...

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and...

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and...

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days...

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days...

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.