I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.

Quote by W C Fields

Topics: Drink Quotes

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

Never give a sucker an even break.

Never give a sucker an even break.

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink....

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink....

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to...

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to...

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.