I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Quote by W C Fields

Topics: Prejudice Quotes

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy...

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy...

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a...

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a...

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was...

The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was...

I must have a drink of breakfast.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I like children - fried.

I like children - fried.

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.