I drink therefore I am.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...
The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...
I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard...
Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to...
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I like children - fried.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...
A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape...
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink....