I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I like children - fried.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...
I drink therefore I am.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...
The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...
I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard...
Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to...
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...
There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink...
I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.
I must have a drink of breakfast.