I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard...
Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to...
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I like children - fried.
I drink therefore I am.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...
The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.