I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Quote by W C Fields

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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand...

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand...

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Never give a sucker an even break.

Never give a sucker an even break.

There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink...

There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink...

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy...

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy...

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink....

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink....

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a...

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a...

I like children - fried.

I like children - fried.

The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone...

The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone...

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ