I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Quote by W C Fields

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Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple...

So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a...

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a...

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard...

I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard...

I'm a Hollywood Trainwreck.

I'm a Hollywood Trainwreck.

Agents are like tires on a car; in order to get anywhere at all, you...

Agents are like tires on a car; in order to get anywhere at all, you...