The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

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The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days...

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days...

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was...

The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was...

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

Never give a sucker an even break.

Never give a sucker an even break.

A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape...

A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape...

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Even a wolf will not stay - Where sounds no bleat to offer hope of...

Even a wolf will not stay - Where sounds no bleat to offer hope of...

Identity is such a crucial affair that one shouldn't rush into it.

Identity is such a crucial affair that one shouldn't rush into it.