The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

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Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

Never give a sucker an even break.

Never give a sucker an even break.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape...

A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape...

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and...

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and...

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

The excess of our youth are checks written against our age and they are payable...

The excess of our youth are checks written against our age and they are payable...

You know, Hobbes, some days even my rocketship underpants dont help.

You know, Hobbes, some days even my rocketship underpants dont help.