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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy...

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy...

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to...

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to...

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

Money and Corruption Are ruining the land Crooked politicians Betray the working man, Pocketing the...

Money and Corruption Are ruining the land Crooked politicians Betray the working man, Pocketing the...

Rod Tidwell: Anyone else would have left you by now, but I'm sticking with you....

Rod Tidwell: Anyone else would have left you by now, but I'm sticking with you....

A moderate addiction to money may not always be hurtful; but when taken in excess...

A moderate addiction to money may not always be hurtful; but when taken in excess...