The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak in a Broadway play, then they all wanted to sign me for the silent movies.

Quote by W C Fields

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Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink....

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink....

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape...

A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape...

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to...

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to...

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.