Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

Quote by W C Fields

Topics: Death Quotes

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days...

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days...

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

I like children - fried.

I like children - fried.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the...

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the...

Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.

Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.