Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

Quote by W C Fields

Topics: Death Quotes

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...

I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard...

I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard...

A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape...

A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape...

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple...

So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple...

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...

I never met a kid I liked.

I never met a kid I liked.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a...

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a...

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.