I drink therefore I am.

Quote by W C Fields

Topics: Drink Quotes

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple...

So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple...

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard...

I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard...

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

Woe unto him that giveth his neighbour drink, that puttest thy bottle to him, and...

Woe unto him that giveth his neighbour drink, that puttest thy bottle to him, and...

One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough.

One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough.