I drink therefore I am.

Quote by W C Fields

Topics: Drink Quotes

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand...

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand...

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget...

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget...

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink....

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink....

I never met a kid I liked.

I never met a kid I liked.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

Never give a sucker an even break.

Never give a sucker an even break.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.