I drink therefore I am.

Quote by W C Fields

Topics: Drink Quotes

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget...

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget...

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim...

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim...

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.