I drink therefore I am.
Quote by W C Fields
On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.
Never give a sucker an even break.
I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for...
It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...
Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand...
I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
I never met a kid I liked.
There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink...
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and...
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which...
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...