I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Quote by W C Fields

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If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy...

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy...

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which...

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which...

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink...