On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

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I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for...

I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for...

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget...

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget...

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which...

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which...

I must have a drink of breakfast.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape...

A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape...

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.