On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn...

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Never give a sucker an even break.

Never give a sucker an even break.

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never...

And he took the calf which they had made, and burnt it in the fire,...

And he took the calf which they had made, and burnt it in the fire,...

And the priest shall take the sodden shoulder of the ram, and one unleavened cake...

And the priest shall take the sodden shoulder of the ram, and one unleavened cake...