There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

Quote by W C Fields

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Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

I drink therefore I am.

I drink therefore I am.

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple...

So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple...

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to...

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

When I was a child, my mother said to me, 'If you become a soldier,...

When I was a child, my mother said to me, 'If you become a soldier,...

Success means having the courage, the determination, and the will to become the person you...

Success means having the courage, the determination, and the will to become the person you...