Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Quote by W C Fields

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Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to...

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to...

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to...

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to...

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget...

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget...

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Did you know if you yell 'Bloody Mary' 3 times in the mirror at 3am...

Did you know if you yell 'Bloody Mary' 3 times in the mirror at 3am...

Happy Leap Day. According to 30 Rock, which is an authority on these matters: anything...

Happy Leap Day. According to 30 Rock, which is an authority on these matters: anything...