To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is…

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Comedy Quotes, Love Quotes, Suffering Quotes, Writers Quotes

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or...

I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or...

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...

Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set...

She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set...

He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.

He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Life has meaning only if one barters it day by day for something other than...

Life has meaning only if one barters it day by day for something other than...

I know this now. Every man gives his life for what he believes. Every woman...

I know this now. Every man gives his life for what he believes. Every woman...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...