Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Funny Quotes, Life Quotes

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only...

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...

Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other,...

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other,...

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.

The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...