Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Funny Quotes, Life Quotes

For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...

For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...

Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge

Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time...

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time...

This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid...

This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The American girl makes a servant of her husband and then finds him contemptible for...

The American girl makes a servant of her husband and then finds him contemptible for...

The American spirit wears no political label. In service to others and yes, in sacrifice...

The American spirit wears no political label. In service to others and yes, in sacrifice...

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....