Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Quote by Will Rogers
Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...
Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely
I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based...
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Lord, let me live until I die.
Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go...
I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...
Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only...
Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.