Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Life Quotes

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife

I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I...

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I...

I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...

I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it...

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it...

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...

In the fashion industry, everything goes retro except the prices.

In the fashion industry, everything goes retro except the prices.

Who is affected more when it's cold? Poor people. Who is affected more when it's...

Who is affected more when it's cold? Poor people. Who is affected more when it's...