Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Quote by Woody Allen
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...
And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They...
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get...
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I...
Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the...
The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...
Most Americans are more concerned about the economy and job creation. And they can't understand...
If the economy becomes disembodied from society it can only lead to disaster.