Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Quote by Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves...
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid...
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Take care of your body. Its the only place you have to live.
When working out, length is not a substitute for intensity.
The only one who can tell you 'you can't ' is you. And you don't...