Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Quote by Woody Allen
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...
I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my...
80% of success is showing up.
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue...
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...
Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Build up your credit Build up your self esteem Build up your bank account Moving...
When money's tight and hard to get - and your horse is also ran, When...
Come away; poverty's catching