Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Food Quotes, Funny Quotes

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.

If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it...

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it...

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...

I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or...

I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or...

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with...

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with...

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...

I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...

For precious friends hid in death's dateless night.

For precious friends hid in death's dateless night.

Death is the only pure, beautiful conclusion of a great passion.

Death is the only pure, beautiful conclusion of a great passion.