I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Quote by Woody Allen
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...
Sex relieves tension - love causes it.
A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move...
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...
If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty...
Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.
The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they...
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
Marriage is the death of hope.