Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Quote by Bob Hope

Topics: Ignorance Quotes

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing...

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for...

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into...

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

The one happiness is to shut one's door upon a little room, with a table...

The one happiness is to shut one's door upon a little room, with a table...

A man is happy so long as he choose to be happy.

A man is happy so long as he choose to be happy.