I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

Quote by Bob Hope

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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that...

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that...

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -...

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart...

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot...

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

I have to much money invested in sweaters.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

If one age believes too much it is natural that another believes too little.

If one age believes too much it is natural that another believes too little.

It is well for the world that in most of us, by the age of...

It is well for the world that in most of us, by the age of...

Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.