Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Life Quotes

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

Go, and never darken my towels again.

Go, and never darken my towels again.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does

I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that

I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open...

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open...

Health is the greatest possession. Contentment is the greatest treasure. Confidence is the greatest friend....

Health is the greatest possession. Contentment is the greatest treasure. Confidence is the greatest friend....