I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.
Quote by Groucho Marx
America And Americans Quotes
I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...
No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...
Do you mind if I don't smoke ?
The best way to stop smoking is to just stop - no ifs, ands or...
I want all hellions to quit puffing that hell fume in God's clean air.