Go, and never darken my towels again.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx Quotes
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...
Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But...
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does
When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf...
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.