Go, and never darken my towels again.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx Quotes
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying...
I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly...
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have...
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and...
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the...
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey...
One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks...
Undernourished, intelligence becomes like the bloated belly of a starving child: swollen, filled with nothing...