I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Sarcastic Life Quotes

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the...

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the...

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...

I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and...

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and...

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?

The most successful marriages, gay or straight, even if they begin in romantic love, often...

The most successful marriages, gay or straight, even if they begin in romantic love, often...

More belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed.

More belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed.