Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

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Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

Mmm... Organized Crime

Mmm... Organized Crime

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.