Quotes by Homer Simpson

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

#Beer

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

#Beer

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

#Comedy

Mmm... Organized Crime

#Drinking

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

#Funny, #Humour

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

#Humor, #Life

Trying is the first step to failure

#Religion

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

#Homer Simpson

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

#Homer Simpson

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

#Homer Simpson

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

#Homer Simpson

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

#Homer Simpson