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You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Trying is the first step to failure

Trying is the first step to failure

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

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Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Mmm... Organized Crime

Mmm... Organized Crime

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about...

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.