I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Funny Quotes, Religious Quotes

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap...

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...