I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Funny Quotes, Religious Quotes

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Mmm... Organized Crime

Mmm... Organized Crime

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.